Weak Wednesday Motor Kiss Game Review

Review: Motor Kiss

Today is Wednesday, so you know I got a great game for you all today right? Naw just kidding, it’s a very bad game today. Today’s game is called Motor Kiss, and the object is to make out while riding your scooter. Sound really stupid? Well it is, it is completely dumb and is void of all entertainment what so ever.  For the most part it is just boring because you really don’t do anything besides click the screen.

Story here is that you payed a hooker to ride a bike with you, and while riding you want the hooker to make out with you, because well apparently that’s what your into. While making out, you don’t wanna be seen because you’re super shy and feel embarrassed if anyone sees you kissing. Okay well the hooker part I made up, but come on who has an idea like this for a game? If anything it should be cops that you wanna look at for, because really you can’t see the road at all if your making out with someone. Plus its just sending a bad message to kids with the characters not wearing helmets (come on guys that just irresponsible).

Okay the visuals are not half bad here. Everything has been drawn out by hand and is the best highlight about the game, but that’s the only thing going for it. I especially like the detail on the scouters and motorcycles you can see bolts and sections which make them look realistic. But that’s about the only positive thing I have to say about Motor Kiss.

um ya maybe you should watch where you're going guy?

The game play is an absolute joke. All you do is make out with a girl while people passing by are not in your line of view. If a passer-by sees you making out you lose a heart and if you lose 3 hearts its game over. You also have timer and a meter called the Love Loader which you fill by kissing. In order to beat the level you must completely fill the love loader within the time limit. There are only 3 stages but I only made it to stage 2 because I got bored, and figured I had enough to work with for the review. This game is sort of a rip off of “Hide The Fart” where you have to hide your farts by noise coming from traffic but if you get caught you lose. The major flaw with the game besides its premise is that it suffers the same problems of Slender Survival in that it is way too simplistic and boring. There just needs to be more to do and more that happens.

I’m giving Motor Kiss 1 hot pink scouter out of 5

“Hey baby let’s make out .. Aw crap that girl saw us oh hey watch out fOR THAT CAR BAMMM!!!”

OVERALL SCORE: 1

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