Monsterland 3 Junior Returns Game Review

Review: Monsterland 3 Junior Returns

ML3 Junior Returns is another strategy game where the object is to make it through obstacles to wake up your parent. You must navigate small puzzles and avoid obstacles to get the child block to the daddy blocks head. This game is very kid friendly down to the visuals and difficulty factor. This is the third game, but this is my first experience with the Monsterland series

The visuals are bright and colorful. Nothing is menacing everything is cute down to the obstacles which are blocks with eyes. The main character a smiling red block named junior is also cute and just smiles the entire time unless you kill him, which his face then gives out a comical yell. It’s also funny to see JR jump up and down on his father’s head while his father is annoyed.

Just a lil red box that be chiiln :D

The game play is fun but has very simplistic strategy. Most stages can be completed with just a few clicks to get JR to his daddy, though the later stages do increase in difficulty mildly. The stages usually have you click and eye block or JR himself to get him going, and then direct his path by removing more blocks. There are 28 stages in total, with an additional 8 unlockable bonus stages. You unlock the bonus stages by collecting stars and get stars by completing levels with as few clicks as necessary. Unlocking the bonus stages is very easy I only had to redo 2 levels upon beating the game to unlock the last bonus stage. The game only took me around 15 minutes to complete, but I still was somewhat entertained. The age demographic for this is defiantly for smaller kids probable around 8-10. I still enjoyed it because I like strategy games of this type which are easy to pick up and put down.

I’m going to give Monsterland 3 Junior Returns 3 floating eyeballs out of 5

“Daddy daddy daddy wake up … For the love of god JR I just wanna sleep T_T

OVERALL SCORE: 3

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Disaster Will Strike 2 Game Review

I hate Eggs … oh you get to kill em let me at em.

Review: Disaster Will Strike 2

DWS2 is a eggcellent strategy game where you must kill all the eggs per round with the provided disasters. The highlights for me are the egg personalities and egg fatalities. Each round you do not finish the nasty little guys off they mock you. Not as bad as green pig mocking, but for some reason they piss me the hell off. It’s so much satisfying to see there little egg heads split open when you defeat them.

There is not much story going on here, it’s just  40 rounds of trying solve each way to annihilate the evil egg squads.

Graphics wise its simple enough. The background has simple tress and mountains that just change colors every round. You got bricks, glass, metal, boxes, earth that are all drawn and shaded nice. The stars of the game the eggs stand out the most as they should. There are 2 kinds of eggs a blotchy yellow egg with buck teeth, and a pale egg with vampire teeth. There is no difference between two difficulty wise, whatever kills one egg will kill the other.

In the game you get 6 different kinds of disasters that you must utilize to kill all the eggs in the round. There is…

Earthquake that shakes only earth

Tornado that blows the eggs either left or right on screen

Landslide that will remove a line of earth

Wasps which will seek at eggs not blocked from their path (my favorite)

Fireball blows an object up

Epidemic which causes a viral outbreak that makes one egg sick and will spread to any nearby eggs.

There faces are priceless

The challenge of the game is done very well. The beginning stages are easy and increase in difficulty evenly throughout the 40 stages. First few stages teach you how to use the disasters while playing, I hate tutorial stages in games and it is done fast and simple here. Score is calculated by how fast you complete the round.

DWS2 has decent strategy that won’t hurt your head but will keep you entertained for 20-30 minutes

I’m going to give it 3 scrambled eggs out of 5

“Yez my beautiful wasps sting them till they bleed out there yolk … my god I have problems”

OVERALL SCORE: 3

Created by AntonK

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